My Comics Project Update: June – December 2017

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Hey, folks. It’s been a minute since I’ve done one of these. Money and time got in the way, but this is the perfect opportunity to finish up my updates for 2017.

First, if you’re new to these parts, here’s the backstory to these weird little posts: a while back I was trying to find a good Superman run to start collecting because the Snyderverse Superman bummed me out. I settled on Kurt Busiek’s run because I’d read good things about it online. Busiek’s run was part of DC’s “One Year Later” initiative where all of their titles jumped forward a year after the events of Infinite Crisis. That inspired me to create a spreadsheet placing the trades I owned in chronological order.

Over the next several weeks, I kept adding to the list, starting with the books in my Amazon wishlists, then cribbing from other lists I found online. My goal with the list became to create a reading list where one could start at the beginning of the DC timeline and read their way through to present day in roughly chronological order. The focus here is on readability over chronology, however, so I try to keep as many books in a run together as possible, doubling back if multiple books cover the same time span from different perspectives. The exceptions to that are typically if something big happens–like someone dying or a new character being introduced.

I came up with the order of my trade timeline from this comment of all the Batman trades in chronological order (up to Flashpoint), this trade reading order list for Superman, and this reading order list for Batman. Where the lists didn’t have information, I judged for myself based on the release dates of the original issues and the storyline descriptions.

Below you’ll see the list of all canon DC titles that I own at this point. The ones in bold are the ones that I got this month. The ones underlined and in italics are big events that drastically altered the timeline and/or the universe in some way (usually a reboot).

  1. Blue Beetle: The Charlton Files
  2. Crisis On Infinite Earths
  3. Batman: Dark Victory
  4. Batman: The Killing Joke, Deluxe Edition
  5. Justice League International, Vol. 1
  6. Justice League International, Vol. 2
  7. Justice League International, Vol. 3
  8. Justice League International, Vol. 4
  9. The Death of Superman
  10. Batman: Knightfall, Vol. 1
  11. Impulse: Reckless Youth
  12. Justice League: A League of One
  13. JLA Titans: Technis Imperative
  14. Young Justice: A League of Their Own
  15. Birds of Prey, Vol. 1: Of Like Minds
  16. Birds of Prey, Vol. 2: Sensei & Student
  17. Birds of Prey, Vol. 3: Between Dark & Dawn
  18. Superman/Batman Vol. 1: Public Enemies
  19. Superman/Batman Vol. 2: Supergirl
  20. JLA: The Hypothetical Woman
  21. Teen Titans Vol. 1: A Kid’s Game
  22. Teen Titans Vol. 2: Family Lost
  23. Teen Titans Vol. 3: Beast Boys and Girls
  24. Teen Titans Vol. 4: The Future is Now
  25. Teen Titans/Outside​rs: The Insiders
  26. Teen Titans: The Death and Return of Donna Troy
  27. Secret Six Vol. 1: Villains United
  28. The OMAC Project (Countdown to Infinite Crisis)
  29. Infinite Crisis
  30. Teen Titans Vol. 5: Life and Death
  31. Supergirl Vol. 1
  32. Batman: Face the Face by James Robinson
  33. Teen Titans, Vol. 6: Titans Around the World
  34. Teen Titans, Vol. 7: Titans East
  35. Superman: Up, Up, and Away!
  36. Superman: Back in Action
  37. Superman: Last Son of Krypton
  38. Superman: Camelot Falls, Vol. 1
  39. Superman: Camelot Falls (Vol. 2)
  40. Superman: The Third Kryptonian
  41. Superman: Redemption
  42. Superman: Escape from Bizarro World
  43. Superman: Shadows Linger
  44. Blue Beetle (Book 1): Shellshocked
  45. Blue Beetle (Book 2): Road Trip
  46. Blue Beetle (Book 3): Reach for the Stars
  47. Teen Titans, Vol. 8: Titans of Tomorrow
  48. Blue Beetle (Book 4): Endgame
  49. Blue Beetle (Book 5): Boundaries
  50. Blue Beetle (Book 6): Black and Blue
  51. Batman: Batman and Son
  52. Batman: The Resurrection of Ra’s Al Ghul
  53. Batman R.I.P.
  54. Final Crisis (New Edition)
  55. Batman: Battle for the Cowl
  56. Final Crisis: Legion of Three Worlds
  57. Teen Titans, Vol. 9: On the Clock
  58. Teen Titans Spotlight: Raven
  59. Wonder Woman: The Circle
  60. Wonder Woman: Ends of the Earth
  61. Batman: Time and the Batman
  62. Batman & Robin, Vol. 1: Batman Reborn
  63. Time Masters: Vanishing Point
  64. Birds of Prey Vol. 1: Endrun
  65. Superman: Action Comics, Vol. 1: Superman and the Men of Steel
  66. Justice League, Vol. 1: Origin (The New 52)
  67. Batman Vol. 1: The Court of Owls
  68. Batman Vol. 2: The City of Owls
  69. Batgirl Vol. 1: The Darkest Reflection (The New 52)
  70. Batgirl Vol. 2: Knightfall Descends
  71. Batwing Vol. 1: The Lost Kingdom
  72. Justice League Vol. 2: The Villain’s Journey
  73. Justice League International Vol. 1: The Signal Masters
  74. Aquaman Vol. 1: The Trench (The New 52)
  75. Aquaman Vol. 2: The Others (The New 52)
  76. Aquaman Vol. 3: Throne of Atlantis (The New 52)
  77. Batman Vol. 3: Death of the Family
  78. Batgirl Vol. 3: Death of the Family
  79. The Movement Vol. 1: Class Warfare (The New 52)
  80. Justice League United Vol. 1: Justice League Canada
  81. Justice League United Vol. 2: The Infinitus Saga
  82. Batgirl Vol. 4: Wanted (The New 52)
  83. Secret Six Vol. 1: Friends in Low Places
  84. Bizarro
  85. Cyborg Vol. 1: Unplugged
  86. Midnighter Vol 1: Out
  87. Midnighter Vol 2: Hard
  88. Wonder Woman Vol. 1 (Rebirth): The Lies
  89. Superman: Action Comics Vol. 1: Path Of Doom (Rebirth)
  90. Trinity Vol. 1: Better Together (Rebirth) * 
  91. Superman Vol. 1 (Rebirth): Son of Superman
  92. Superman: Action Comics Vol. 2: Welcome to the Planet (Rebirth)
  93. Superman Vol. 2: Trials of the Super Son (Rebirth)
  94. Superman: Action Comics Vol. 3: Men of Steel (Rebirth)
  95. Superman Vol. 3: Multiplicity
  96. Superman Reborn
  97. Detective Comics Vol. 1: Rise of the Batmen (Rebirth)
  98. Batman Vol. 1: I Am Gotham (Rebirth)
  99. Batman: Night of the Monster Men
  100. Detective Comics Vol. 2: The Victim Syndicate (Rebirth)
  101. Batman Vol. 2: I Am Suicide (Rebirth)

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As I said in my last update, I’m keen to explore more comics about gay men, so I bought the two available trades of Midnighter. At first I was reluctant because the way I kept seeing the book pitched online was “a more violent Batman that’s gay,” which is a terrible pitch. Batman can already be gross and overly violent when written by the wrong writers, so the last thing I wanted was something even worse.

Still, he’s one of the few gay men in cape comics with his own series, so I sampled the book at Barnes and Noble before buying it. The opening fight was confusing and didn’t do a good job establishing who Midnighter was or what his powers were, and I don’t know if it was more violent than Batman as much as Midnighter takes perverse pleasure in beating someone’s face in. However, early in the first volume, Midnighter goes on a date with some guy and ends up beating the fuck out of some Russian homophobe before taking his date back to his place.

He was surprisingly charming. He didn’t bother with a secret identity. He literally uses his identity as Midnighter to pick up men in bars. Imagine Bruce going to bars and using that he’s Batman to pick up women. Plus, in the quiet moments when he wasn’t gleefully pounding a bad guy’s face in, he was very sweet. I was quickly won over by him. Where Batman uses his caping as a smokescreen, Midnighter uses it as a frame. He knows he’s damaged, and he thinks he doesn’t deserve good things because of that damage.

After that first confusing issue, things really do improve, and I highly recommend picking up the first two volumes. Plus there’s a crossover in one of the volumes between Midnighter and Grayson that was sexy as fuck and made me want to pick up the trades of Grayson when I’ve never really been interested in that character before–as a secret agent or as Nightwing. And, of course, I plan to pick up Midnighter and Apollo (the sorta third volume, sorta spin-off) as soon as our money stuff settles down a little.

Besides Midnighter, I decided to focus on collecting Rebirth the rest of the year. I couldn’t help myself–I wanted to read the Superman stuff, and people kept raving about Tom King’s Batman. I did grab a couple more volumes of Grant Morrison’s Batman run, and I always get some of Gail Simone’s Wonder Woman when I can find them cheap.

I haven’t had the chance to dig into King’s Batman, but I did read the Rebirth Superman and it’s actually really good. I prefer Superman to Action Comics so far. Tomasi has a way with writing the Dad of Steel that really understands the family dynamic of Superman. Action Comics is more, just…punching. It’s fine, and there’s some decent stuff in those volumes about Superman coming to terms with the possibility that Lex appears genuinely want to do good. That said, Jonathan is awful in Action Comics, although he does become much more tolerable in the second and third volumes.

Superman Vol. 2 stands out as a highlight because it features a team up between Batman and Superman…and Damian and Jonathan. Damian came across as insufferable as always, but Tomasi was able to draw some sympathy out of him that reminded me why I like the character even if he can be a huge pain in the ass sometimes.

Superman Reborn was okay for what it was–a zany, Silver Age inspired Superman story. I don’t mind those, but I don’t feel like it meshed with the tones setup in the preceding volumes. The ultimate resolution for there having been two Loises and two Supermen works okay, but the mystery behind the unpowered Clark Kent was a pretty big let down, and overall the antagonist didn’t jive with what had already been set up. It wasn’t properly set up, so it’s a twist that’s sort of meaningless.

Want to discuss books I’ve recently purchased or read? Any suggestions for books not on the list? Questions about the order of books? If you have any thoughts about this project at all, please drop me a line in the comments. I’d love to geek out about comics with you some more. Just please, no spoilers.

Happy reading!

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2018 Goals

2017 was a rocky year. Jeez, I feel like I say that every year now, but it’s nevertheless true again. This past year, we had some financial issues that knocked us on our asses and had me working two jobs at one point (three if you count that I also participated in NaNoWriMo). Thankfully, we’re starting to pull out of that financial tailspin a little, and we could be doing really well by early 2018 if a couple sets of promising news pay off.  All this has me feeling really optimistic for the first time in a long while. These goals were made with the hope that we continue on our current financial trajectory.

Health

2017 was a fitness journey. I started focusing on fitness around April or May. I decided that I would start running again and counting calories. Both were terrible ideas. I hate running on a molecular level, and counting calories wasn’t helping me make good choices. It was just causing me to binge on garbage food any time it was around.

After a couple months of that, I decided to switch things up a bit. I wanted a diet plan where I didn’t feel hungry all the time, where any math needed was easy to track in my head without having to be super precise, and I wanted something I could adopt easily without much disruption in the way I cook or eat.

I did some research, and decided on a low carb diet. I wanted to keep it simple, so this is what I decided on:

  1. Cut out as much sugar as possible.
    • This wasn’t super difficult. I’d already replaced my sodas with diet sodas several years ago, and then replaced those with Splenda sweetened tea that I brew myself.
    • I don’t bake much, so that wasn’t much of a temptation.
    • Some things that seemed healthy didn’t fit my diet. I had to be choosier about fruits. I couldn’t really drink juice or smoothies. And breakfast cereals were basically off limits.
    • The hardest was cutting out candy, especially as the holiday seasons ramped up.
  2. Stick to between 100 and 150 carbs per day.
    • Much simpler math than trying to track how many calories in a serving. These are small numbers I can add in my head, and as far as I know you don’t burn carbs when you work out.
    • As long as you’re not snacking on junk, it’s easy to keep track of your total, and you don’t have to be super precise as long as you’re making mindful choices and buying things that are lower carb anyway.
    • It’s not about total carbs, but net carbs. Take total carbs and subtract dietary fiber and sugar alcohol. Make sure, especially with bread, that you read the label. Just because it says “whole grain” or “whole wheat” or “great source of fiber” doesn’t mean it’s actually high fiber.
    • The only cereal I’ve found that was high enough in fiber to balance the carbs was Fiber One–not the kind with the flakes, the kind that looks like rabbit food. It was too bland and mushy on its own, so I bought a small bag of shredded coconut and mixed about two teaspoons in to give it more texture and flavor.
  3. Don’t worry about calories
    • Meat is higher in calories, but there are virtually no carbs in it. I’m not a huge red meat eater–mostly we buy chicken or ground turkey. I wound up eating a ton of eggs and bacon for breakfast, and eating fish for lunch–usually tilapia or salmon.
    • You can eat all the veggies you want. My lunch usually consisted of an entire 12 ounce bag of steamed veggies and a fillet or two of fish. I ate a fuck ton of broccoli and cauliflower, plus carrots, green beans, and brussel sprouts. It was a low carb lunch with a ton of food and kept me full all day.
  4. Cut out higher carb foods.
    • This meant no breads, no pastas, no rices, no potatoes. You might think, “Well, shit…isn’t that basically everything?” Yeah, kinda. I had to look for alternatives or substitutes wherever possible.
    • Cauliflower isn’t a miracle food, but it is a surprisingly versatile veggie. Riced cauliflower works pretty well as a rice substitute, especially in fried rice, and while mashed cauliflower can’t pretend to be mashed potatoes, with some sour cream and bacon, it’s super tasty on its own.
    • Low carb tortillas are a goddamned life saver. Tacos are low carb as long as you swap out the rice, and they can be used for tortilla chips in a pinch.
    • Spaghetti squash only takes an hour to roast in the oven, and you get a shit load of noodles. It obviously isn’t spaghetti, but it works great in traditional meat sauces, and it worked phenomenally in chicken noodle soup.

Doing all of this, I wound up losing almost 40 pounds. Weight loss wasn’t my goal, necessarily. I wanted to make healthier choices. I found myself more alert and energetic, eating less, and staying fuller for longer. The holidays–Halloween, then Thanksgiving and Christmas, torpedoed my efforts, I plan to get back on track in January. I thought it’d be hard to go back, but I’m actually looking forward to it. I find myself feeling sick after eating sweets now, so I think I’ll be way more moderate in the future.

My health goals for 2018:

  • Resume my low carb diet–eating between 100-150 carbs per day.
  • Get down to about 200 lbs by the end of the year–this is a weight I know is healthy for me.
  • Possibly do the 100 pushups a day for 30 days challenge in February or March–paired with my diet, I think it could yield interesting results.
  • I may also try going back to the gym a few times a week, depending on how my January schedule looks.

Writing

I’m actually proud of the amount of writing I’ve done the past couple years. I wrote around 75,000 words in 2016 over the course of two months–admittedly on a novel that fizzled and died due to poor planning and the election, but still. And I successfully won NaNoWriMo for the first time ever in 2017. I meant to finish that novel in December after taking a week off, but financial issues and the holidays messed all that up.

This is the third or fourth attempt at this book, and I want to finish it once and for all and move on to something else. I have 50,000 words written, and I’m guessing I’ll need about 50,000 more to finish the book. So here are my goals:

  • Finish my rough draft of my current WIP novel and put it away for a good long while.
    • I don’t have a fixed schedule or a hard deadline yet. I originally wanted to finish my WIP by the end of January, but I think work may take up a lot of my time in the coming year. I’m playing it by ear, but saying by the end of  February or March for now.
    • I want to write more regularly. NaNo showed me I can write every day and get my words in, so I want to stick to a writing schedule, but not a daily one so I have time to do other things. I’m thinking maybe 2000 words 3 times a week.
  • Complete 6 short stories and submit them to short story markets.
  • Begin work on my next novel, which is in a completely different genre. I’m chomping at the bit to work on this one.
  • Write a blog post a week. I miss blogging–this place is after all just an excuse to talk about whatever I’ve been obsessing over to give my poor wife a break.
  • I’m also toying with the idea of branching out creatively and trying other things.
    • I might try to make a video game for fun–something like Dream Daddy’s interface–or maybe an RPG like Pokemon.
    • I’ve also been thinking about writing and recording some short horror radio dramas in the vein of old radio shows–organ music, sound effects, cheesy, over-the-top dialog and delivery.

I’m excited to get back to writing. Part of that stems from having won NaNo–even though I haven’t completed a novel yet, I feel like I’ve really leveled up as a writer, and I’m excited to push myself even more.

Another part stems from trying out this software called Dabble. It’s like a simplified Scrivener or yWriter. It’s app or browser based, backs up to the crowd, lets you break your book down into chapters and scenes, let you create scene cards to outline your book, and even has sections for worldbuilding and story notes for things like characters. It looks slick and seems extremely easy to use.

Reading

I’m not putting a lot of numbers or structure to these goals as they’re more general Things I’m Trying rather than hard or fast goals. That said, my goals for 2018 are:

  • Read 25 books
    • Every year, I have the goal to read 25 books, and every year I fall short. I did better this year than last year–15 books this year versus nine books the year before–but quite a bit worse than the last few years. I would like to at least hit 20, but I’m keeping the goal at 25.
  • Read more books by people of color and queer authors–both fiction and nonfiction.
    • I have been doing a decent job in my ongoing goal to read more books outside of my experience. Of those 15 books, 10 were by women, four were by people of color, and five were by queer authors.
    • That’s not bad, although it’s notable that Ania Ahlborn, Mur Lafferty, and Victoria Schwab each appear on the list twice, which means that six of the books were not only by white women, but the same white women. This isn’t overall bad, but I feel like I need to push myself even further and read more books by authors of color in various genres.
  • Related, I’m going to actively seek out more books about gay men (and by gay men if at all possible), as I continue working through my sexuality and what it means for me.
  • I would like to purchase at least a book a month this year to consume, preferably new releases if possible.
    • I follow a lot of authors, and yet I don’t read their works when they’re out, new, and actually add usefully to the author’s figures. I would like to change that.
  • Read more prints books.
    • A lot of the books I’ve consumed the past few years were actually audiobooks. I’m not sure how that will shake out in 2018–I have some work stuff pending that might mean I don’t sit and listen to audio stuff as much. Even if I do, I want to get back to actually reading more–I love audiobooks, but the way I consume those is different than the way I consume a print book, or even an ebook.
  • Read more non-DC/Marvel comics.
    • I love Marvel and DC, but they dominate my reading, and while there is great stuff coming out of there, there’s also a glut of great stuff coming from other publishing houses–Archie comics, Boombox, Image, Oni. And I read almost none of them. I’ve read a volume or two of Sex Criminals, a volume of Bitch Planet, Locke and Key, and Saga, but I really want to branch out and read more. I want to read more varied indie series, and I’m really interested in reading some non-DC and non-Marvel superheroes. I’ve been very interested in Faith, and I want to check out The Shield from Dark Circle.

Other

Assuming that our finances continue to improve, there are some Life Things that I want to do. Some are big things, some are small things, but all of them would be amazing.

  • Contribute to Patreons.
    • I used to donate monthly to Pseudopod back when my wife and I had a decent income, and I would love to get back to that. There are several Patreons I want to contribute to that I haven’t been. I’d also love to find more things to contribute to–whether it’s buying someone’s book or donating to their kickstarter. Giving back is something I very much want to do.
  • Move to a bigger place.
    • When we had to sell our house a couple years ago, it meant downsizing in a massive way. We’ve been living in a pretty small apartment for a while, and we’re getting crowded out with stuff. This year, I want to upgrade to a bigger place. There’s some townhouses nearby that look perfect and are in our price range. They’re pretty much a dream come true, assuming we can move there.
  • Get a deep freeze
    • This is silly, and it depends on if we get the place we’re looking at, but I want to get a deep freeze so we can store meats or bulk items more easily without crowding out the rest of our food.
  • Get a washer/dryer
    • Our washer and dryer in our apartment are crap. The high shrinks my clothes, but the low takes something like 8 hours to fully dry a load. We never had this problem with our washer and dryer we owned before we sold our house. Getting something so I don’t have to hang up most of my clothes in the shower and turn a fan on to dry them would be amazing.
  • Continue working on my Spanish.
    • I started learning Spanish through DuoLingo back in September and October, but it got abandoned due to life and financial stresses. I want to get back to that and keep up my practice

Some of these goals are silly little things. Some are dependent on other things. But 2018 feels like the year to hope for silly things and then work as hard as you can to make them a reality. Some may be things I try and abandon. Maybe that’ll be the case for everything on this list. But a New Year is a fresh start to wipe away the failures of the previous year and begin again.

I hope that 2018, regardless of whether these goals get abandoned, rewritten, or accomplished, brings some much needed improvement in our lives after several years of stress and strain. And just as importantly, I hope that it brings you what you need as well.

Happy New Year to you and yours.

2017: A Look Back

2017 has been a doozy of a year, that is for damn sure. I remember this time last year people were eager for 2016 to end because it had been a festering, pus-encrusted sore of a year–between the never-ending nightmare of the election season, the nuclear-like fallout of that very election, and the endless parade of beloved celebrity deaths, we were glad to see 2016 go.

And then 2017 happened. It has been an exhausting year. To paraphrase a popular joke on Twitter, “What a decade this year has been.”

I really don’t want to be overly negative–God knows we get enough of that daily–but I want to write an honest look back on this year in particular just to take stock, and a lot of this year has, unfortunately, been negative. That said, there’s been some positive, too. In order to avoid being nothing but rage-fueled ranting, I’m breaking this post into categories.

The Bad

The President

Let’s just get this out of the way.

When we were all laughing about how terrible 2017 was, I remember saying, “You know 2017 will be worse, right? With 45 in office? It’s impossible it won’t be worse.” And while most of my friends agreed with me, I still saw people say, “Give him a chance. It’ll be fine. Give him a chance.”

I never did, but I hope this year has shaken them of their delusions that 45 is anything but a rolling dumpster fire intent on spreading his chaos everywhere he can. He is a plague monkey wiping his diseased feces on every surface he can.

In his first week, he tried to ban travel from Muslim majority countries, which got overturned twice that I know of. In the first two months, he claimed that Obama had wiretapped his tower for reasons. Sean Spicer was fired, Anthony Moochi was hired and fired within a week, and then now Sarah Huckabee-Sanders is doing that job even though that’s not actually her title?

We have a president that bald-faced lied about the side of his inauguration crowd. Who slashed budgets for education, who has taken every step possible to undo anything with Obama’s name on it, from repeatedly trying to dismantle Obamacare, to undoing the act that protects Bald Eagles, to ending the Dream Act.

He’s also attempted to ban transgender people from serving in the military, claimed that the unprecedented protests against him are all paid protesters, refused to denounce Nazis killing in his name, and called football players quietly kneeling to protest police brutality “sons of bitches.”

We are living in a dark, dark timeline, and every single day, things get worse and worse in this country.

The Republicans

It’s not just 45. The Republicans realize that our president is a gibbering, easily-fluffed dumb-dumb at best, and are using this as their opportunity to loot and pillage everything they possibly can–cramming every single unpopular bill they’ve tried to introduce for the past 30 years through Congress while they hold a monopoly hold on every branch of government. They finally passed a tax bill that managed to both tries to relitigate Roe v. Wade, but they also included aspects that gutted Medicaid, Medicare, Social Security, and significant portions of Obamacare while making sure to add a tax write-off provision for owning your own private jet.

We saw Republicans rally in support of Roy Moore who has had so many claims of sexual assault–particularly against minors–that he was banned from his local mall. And we had them support him anyway. They didn’t even question it.

The Rest of the Nation

We saw several large Nazi gatherings for the first time in decades on our soil. A Nazi killed a woman by driving through a crowd. And while the Internet did its best to razz on these pathetic excuses of invertebrates, it’s still haunting to see the rise of this hate. Hate crimes are on the rise, emboldened by 45 and his white-supremacist ideals and supporters.

We’re already seeing the beginnings of LGBT rights being rolled back. It’s in small doses right now–starting with trans folks because they’re the most vulnerable, but a lot of job protections are being rolled back in places. We’re seeing new stories relitigating whether businesses can have “No Queers” signs.

In this year, we saw one of the best presidents of my lifetime leave office, and one of the worst presidents of my lifetime take over. It’ll take us decades to undo all of this damage. It’s been a disheartening, frustrating, dismaying year.

The Good

Entertainment

Things haven’t been all bad, though. We have a woman superhero headlining her own movie for the first time in a long, long time. Wonder Woman isn’t the first movie starring a woman superhero. We’ve had a few of those: Superwoman, Elektra, Catwoman…I’m sure there’s another… probably? But none of those were like this. Wonder Woman was a goddamned vision.

Star Wars continues to be a glimmer of grim hope in a dark world, and The Last Jedi may be the best thing Star Wars has ever done–a series that seems very deliberate in its message that Star Wars is expanding to include other people now, and the rest of us (namely, white men who have had it too good for too long), need to be okay with that.

I saw the first movie I think I’ve ever seen about a polyamorous relationship–and if you haven’t seen Professor Marsden and the Wonder Women, you absolutely should.

We have seen small but meaningful gains in diversity of entertainment both in front of and behind the camera: Get Out, I Am Not Your Negro, The Big Sick, Thor Ragnarok, The Girl With All the Gifts, even the incidental diversity of Spider-Man: Homecoming. Ice Man came out in the comics. America had her own comic. Ms. Marvel continues to be a beautiful, geeky, bright spot in the world. Black Panther had a couple of series, all written by people of color. In spite of some extremely stupid things (*cough Nazi Cap cough*), it’s been a very good year for entertainment.

Next politics, but the bright side.

Protests

There seems, for the moment at least, to be a steady tide of seats flipping from red to blue in places where that was basically unheard of before. In spite of the Republicans embarrassing our country in front of the entire world by endorsing a suspected pedophile, we elected a Democrat in a long red state.

Additionally, we saw one of, if not the biggest, protest in the history of the world after 45’s inauguration. He was protested GLOBALLY–on EVERY continent. I have attended several protests this year–protests to save our healthcare system such as it is, protests against Nazis, protests against our president, protests against police violence. People are angry, and they’re speaking out, even in my very red state. I imagine 2018 will shape up to be a very interesting election season.

Personal

The Bad

2017 was a shit year on a national level. It was also a shit year on a personal level. Financially, this has been one of the roughest years I’ve ever lived through. While 2015 saw us selling our since since we could no longer afford it, I found myself this year getting a second job just to keep up with the bills. We winnowed our expenses down to the bone and had to borrow money more than once to make it.

My wife’s health has not been great, and has continued to deteriorate. Her disability has gotten worse and she now experiences tremors related to her nerve damage at least a dozen times a day, if not more. Our dog had to have surgery because he cracked a tooth, which got infected. My grandfather had a heart attack, had a multi-bypass surgery, and then fell of his porch a few weeks later and broke basically all of his ribs on one side, sending him back to the hospital for a few weeks. My mom has had to deal with the financial burden of taking care of all of that.

This progressively have gotten worse throughout this year, rounding the year out with one of the worst Novembers I’ve ever lived through, discounting maybe last November, but also maybe they’re tied.

However, I don’t want to say that 2017 has been all bad. There have been some amazing things that have happened this year.

The Good

It’s a small thing, but I spent the first half of this year collecting a lot of great comics. I managed to get my hands on the entirety of the Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash run, and all of the classic Dang Garrett Blue Beetle. I got a big chunk of the Jaime Reyes pre-Nu52 Blue Beetle run, I got a couple volumes of Gail Simone’s phenomenal Wonder Woman run, and about 2/3rds of the Geoff Johns/Scott McKeever Teen Titans run. And I got to read a series in which a gay man got to be a badass in Midnighter.

This may seem like a small thing, but comics have been one of those things I’ve been able to escape into when things were bad. Collecting these books has sometimes made all the difference. It sucked that I could keep up the habit into the latter half of the year, but it was still a bright spot.

Writing wise, I won NaNoWriMo FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER! I hit 50,000 words in a month. I fell behind pretty early on and spent the rest of the month was spent trying to catch up. I wound up writing more than 3000 words a day the last two weeks or so to catch up, but by golly I did it. I was only planning on taking a week off after that and then jumping back in, but a week turned into a month pretty quickly. Since it’s December, I’m not too mad about it, but I do need to jump back in so I can finish the book up. It’s really not good at all, but it’ll at least be finished, and that’s something. I’m sad I won’t get to finish it before the year is up, but I have a lot of momentum to carry me into 2018.

Health-wise, I’ve actually lost 40 pounds this year. I reached a new level of fitness I didn’t think I could anymore. It’s not just about losing weight, but eating healthier and making better choices. I found a diet that worked for me–and that’s diet in the “daily consumption of food” usage, not the usual usage. I cut out most sugars, a lot of my bread consumption, and some dairy, and upped my veggie eating, and I have felt better than I have in a long time.

I should add a caveat that December meant I dove headfirst into eating like trash because Christmas cookies, and pies, and stuffing, and mashed potatoes, and pasta, and candy, and eggnog, and booze–YUM. But I now know that I can do this, and once the new year has begun, it’ll be back to cutting all that out and eating healthy again. I’m actually looking forward to it. Eating like crap the past few weeks has made me feel like crap, ha ha. (Also, my wife will be joining me, which is great! I think both of us eating well means we can encourage each other.)

I shaved my head. This may seems like a silly thing to include, but it’s something I’ve been thinking about doing for a long time–I started noticeably balding by age 20, so it’s honestly well overdue. I tried to mitigate it as long as I could, but there was just no way around it. And I like my look much better bald, to be honest. It’s made me feel more confident, and paired with how much better I’ve felt with my new diet, I’ve been trying on new clothes, buying hats, and liking myself physically for the first time in years.

Coming Out

Also, I came out as bisexual this year. This has been something that’s been very strange to grapple with because it’s changed everything and nothing. I came out to my wife, to my friends, to (some of) my family, and online, but I didn’t come out at work, and since I’m married, it hasn’t really changed my day-to-day life. I’m not going out and meeting men, but I can finally acknowledge that part of me without feeling ashamed.

That said, I have family that I haven’t explicitly told. I know they know. I posted about it on Facebook and changed my Facebook picture to me wearing a shirt declaring I’m bisexual, so they definitely know. I suppose it’s cowardly to not just come out and tell them, but I’ve spent my entire adult life arguing with them about gay rights and what being gay means (before I’d even admitted my sexuality to myself). One of them stopped buying a certain brand of beer when they found out they supported gay marriage. I know where they stand, and I didn’t want to have that conversation with them. I couldn’t deal with hearing what they really think about me.

Still, I’m happy I came out, and I hope that as I grow more comfortable with myself that I’m able to feel easier about who I am and let myself be more free. Goals for 2018, I suppose.

The Hopeful Future

On a professional front, I received some bad news earlier this year. I was rejected for a position that I by all rights should have gotten. This isn’t a question of pride–I was literally already doing the job. It would have been essentially a promotion. However, I didn’t get it due to a bunch of work politics. That hurt me, and it sent me emotionally reeling. Before I could begin to recover, we got hit with a whole mess of additional financial issues as well, which only served to highlight just how crap it was I didn’t get the position and how much better things would have been financially if I had gotten it.

I hit a dark place emotionally. I was starting to feel buried and helpless. NaNoWriMo actually helped me quite a lot in that regard–it gave me something I could focus on besides the creeping feeling of sand spilling in around me, slowly but steadily rising above my head.

When I wasn’t working on NaNo, I dove into programming. I’ve been working on expanding my programming skills off and on for a couple of years, but it’s been in fits and starts. Being rejected for that position lit a fire under my ass, and I went hard into working on my Python, C#, and .Net. I’m proud to say that my hard work has paid off. I managed to get an entry level programming position and should be starting that sometime in January. This is great not only because it’s what I want to do professionally, but it’s also a MASSIVE, literally life-changing financial improvement. When I found out, my wife and I cried on the phone because it was the first glimmer of hope we’d felt in months.

Wrapping Up

On the whole, 2017 has been a bag of crap, and I’m glad to put it in the rearview mirror. That said, there have been some good things to come from it all, and I feel like I’m stronger coming out the other end. I’ll make a proper 2018 resolutions and goals post later, but I’ll just say that things, on the personal front at least, are looking up. I’m coming out of 2017 tired, but invigorated and ready to dive in and get to work. I hope that you feel the same.

I’ll see you in 2018, folks. Let’s make it good. Together, I believe we can.

Justice League and the DCEU *SPOILERS*

Property of DC and Warner Brothers

****SPOILERS FOR ALL OF THE DC MOVIES–JUSTICE LEAGUE, SUICIDE SQUAD, MAN OF STEEL, BATMAN VS SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE, WONDER WOMAN, BUNNICULA: EATER OF SIN AND CARROTS, AND THE LEGEND OF WINN DIXIE.****

My wife and I saw Justice League at the Thursday night premiere. As soon as I got home, I barfed all of my thoughts about the movie onto Mastodon because it has an awesome content warning feature that lets me hide things behind a “show more” drop. Since it was so long, I figured I’d repurpose it and put it here for posterity.

I want to talk about Justice League, the DC Cinematic Universe as a whole, and a bit of what Justice League means to the franchise as a whole. To do so, I’m going to be comparing the DC Cinematic Universe to the Marvel Cinematic Universe. I know that people hate comparing DC movies to Marvel movies, and I sorta almost get it to an extent. The movies are so different that it’s almost like comparing apples to oranges. It’s difficult to compare Man of Steel and Spider-Man: Homecoming because they are drastically different movies with drastically different plots, tones, and themes.

On the other hand, DC and Marvel are both shared superhero cinematic universes–which wasn’t even a thing until Marvel pioneered & arguably perfected it. It is something that DC immediately jumped at doing, and what a slew of other properties from Ghostbusters to Universal Monsters to Lego to Hasbro want to do as well. DC has obviously been influenced by Marvel, both in what they have done and in what they haven’t done, whether or their fans want to admit it or not. DC announced plans for a Justice League movie and an expanded cinematic universe almost immediately after Avengers was a hit, so the comparison is fair.

CONCEIVING A UNIVERSE

DC has been struggling for their movieverse to be as big and beloved as Marvel’s from the jump. They were already behind because nobody expected Marvel’s gamble to pay off, nor could they have predicted just how big and successful it would become. Nobody thought Marvel’s faintly interconnected movies were going to pay off to anything. Nobody thought the Avengers would work, until it did. And then everyone started frantically scraping together their own plans to mimic Marvel’s success.

And that’s the biggest problem with DC’s cinematic universe. They rushed it to try to play catch up.
Like I said, almost immediately after the Avengers proved itself, DC cleared their throats and said, “Uh…yeah. Us, too, y’all!” The catch to that is Marvel spent at least 5 years building up this shared universe. They laid the groundwork by giving each superhero their own movie. We understood each character’s deal going in, so all The Avengers had to do was focus on bringing them together as a team and making their group dynamic work.

You don’t have to have solo movies for each character in a team up movie. Avengers is solid enough that you don’t have to have seen the rest of the movies to enjoy it. Guardians of the Galaxy didn’t, either. But the first four Marvel movies weren’t just about setting up the characters. They were a mission statement for the company. Each character had a unique look, feel, personality, setting, color pallet, and yet the movies were similar enough in tone and execution that they all felt like they belonged together under the same umbrella brand. (Incidentally, this is why we’ll likely never see Thor meet Daredevil. Netflix’s shows may be the same “universe,” but their execution is so different it would be too jarring to work effectively.)

Iron Man, Thor, and Captain America: The First Avenger are all solid movies. They might seem a bit simple and almost quaint now because the genre has evolved so much, but if you rewatch them, they work exceedingly well as stand alone, individual movie entries. Marvel was rewarded for being patient. There’s world building the possible setup for future movies, for example they hint at the Ten Rings (the terrorist organization that the Mandarin works with in Iron Man 3) all the back in the first Iron Man, but it’s all very subtle and way in the background stuff. And that stuff works best there or when it’s relegated to post credits stingers like Tony Stark showing up in the Hulk’s post credits scene.

Iron Man 2 and Avengers: Age of Ultron don’t follow this rule, and they suffer for it. There’s so much introducing other elements for other potential movies that the films have a hard time telling a coherent story. Thor literally disappears for a good chunk of Ultron to go have a mostly off screen side quest.

This is why DC’s movies (except Wonder Woman) don’t really work in any meaningful way, and why Marvel has proven more successful at this. Marvel’s movies are more coherent, better structured, and better paced. It’s not that Marvel’s movies are fun and DC’s aren’t–although I’ll get into tone a little more later–it’s that Marvel focused on telling individual stories while DC tried to cash in on something they hadn’t earned.

BUT HOW IS JUSTICE LEAGUE?

For the record: Justice League is probably the least worst of DC’s current output (except Wonder Woman–whenever I refer to DC’s movies, just assume I always mean “except Wonder Woman”). It’s pretty fun. As far as bringing characters together to fight, it mostly works. The characters feel like a team. There’s camaraderie, laughing, teasing. There’s a lightness that hasn’t been in the other movies. And it’s in color–not that washed out Twilight-esque thing they did for a while. And these are all things that word toward making the movie enjoyable. But it’s not like “the studio made it more like a Marvel movie, so it’s better.” It’s that the studio took the time to better understand each of the characters and try to figure out a tone that makes them work together.
When Justice League stumbles, it’s usually related to a previous movie’s failures. Since all of the previous DC movies (except Wond–oh, you get it) were pretty fatally flawed–sloppy editing, muddied tone, poor pacing, inconsistent characterization, confusing plot, and horribly ham-fisted attempts at building a shared universe–any time Justice League tries to address threads set up in previous movies, the film stumbles and loses momentum.

Let’s look at DC’s movies so far.

A DC MOVIE TIMELINE

Man of Steel was very influenced by Christopher Nolan’s deconstructionist approach to Batman. The flaw there is that while you could do that version of Superman, Man of Steel doesn’t know whether it wants to be the hopeful, classic Superman from years past, or if it wants to be a grittier, more realistic Superman. Because of that indecisiveness, the movie is majorly flawed. Enjoyable, maybe, to some, but it can never nail down the message it’s trying to send. It’s too busy either pushing in Important Themes–like that Superman is Space Jesus–or trying to be edgy–like Superman killing Zod–that it never settles on a consistent story.

Batman v Superman doubled down on the darkness and heavy themes of Man of Steel. I think it was DC’s way of trying to differentiate themselves from Marvel. “Marvel is colorful and jokey and fun, so we’ll be washed out and serious and gritty.” There is a way to do that in superhero movies, and Nolan is a great example, but people tend to remember the Nolan Batman movies as much darker than they actually were. There were moments of humor and lightness to balance the tone. There was very little of that in BvS, and the movie felt crushed by its own sense of self-importance. Another thing to note: Batman, at least as he has been presented since the Bronze Age, lends himself more to darker, stripped down, gritty reinterpretations. Since Superman’s whole schtick is generally Old American Corniness and Goodness, it’s a bit harder to do that.

BvS was so dark and unenjoyable that audiences and critics bounced hard off of the movie. But DC had already sort of bet on that being Their Thing to make them different than Marvel, and Suicide Squad was already under production with that similar tone in mind. In a desperate attempt to fix stave off another box office lashing, DC reshot and re-edited large portions of Suicide Squad. What ws originally clearly going to be more of the same grittiness was recut to be neon, irreverent, and somewhat Deadpoolish. But that wasn’t how the movie was written or originally conceived, it was constructed artificially later from the rubble of the previous movie. They even went so far as to hire an outside editing company to recut the movie based on the success of one trailer. Because of that, the movie comes out a confused mess with no identity.
Then, the blessing that was Wonder Woman came. It was the most similar to a Marvel movie–there’s friendship, color, moments of humor to balance the heavy war stuff. It’s not perfect–the story stumbles a few times, and the final confrontation feels too long and a tad out of place–but it nailed its tone so well, and the tone is appropriate to the character, that it’s easy to forgive the flaws. Even though the movie deals with a lot of the same themes that other DC movies had, it does so in a way that makes sense for Wonder Woman.
Cut to DC, again, frantically reshooting large portions of Justice League to try to make it align more with the lighter, more hopeful moments of Wonder Woman.
Tonally, none of these movies flow from one to the next because DC had no plan. It was just, “Do what Marvel did, but maybe the exact opposite so no one can say we’re copying?”
On the bright side, it seems that maybe DC finally gets that your movies have to have characters and a story and not just a series of philosophical grumblings to fill time between sets of punching. They also seem to have learned it’s okay to have fun, and maybe their future movies will start to reflect that from conception rather than frantically trying to fix it in post.
On the down side, as I said, the previous movies give Justice League hurdles it can’t quite clear to break away.

JUSTICE LEAGUE: WHAT WORKS, WHAT DOESN’T, AND WHY

Wonder Woman is inconsistent from BvS to WW to JL. Her character arc as a whole makes no sense. She ends Wonder Woman–in the past–deciding that humanity is worth saving, but in BvS she had been in hiding and not helping anyone for years. They try to strike a balance by saying that Steve Trevor’s death is what caused her to withdraw…which doesn’t make sense because it was his death that showed her that inherently flawed humanity still had good in them that was worth fighting for and coaxing out–a very Doctor Who lesson that is hilariously botched by JL.

The Flash and Cyborg are handled pretty well. I’d guess that’s because they have decent pre-existing templates on how to deal with them from the Flash TV show and Teen Titans that they can use to construct a base and then tweak the tone as they see fit. The Flash doesn’t really feel like any Flash from before–he’s more anxious, nerdier–but he feels like a Flash character. And Cyborg isn’t the exuberant, joyful goof he is in the cartoon. Instead, they lean into the Frankenstein’s Monster angle–but that was also covered in the cartoon. Both treatments fit the characters, they’re performed well, and they give them unique motivations.
Aquaman is just there. Momoa is a good actor, and his performance is solid, but he also gets the least introduction or on-screen time to development, which sucks because he has THE MOST BACKSTORY. There’s a whole kingdom with palace intrigue, and also he has a double life on shore, and also it seems to imply that he hasn’t been back in Atlantis for long, so is he the king or is someone else ruling in his place? and all of that and the magic and strange physics of this other place and other people is handled in like five minutes so he can surf a dead parademon to the ground during the climax. He’s basically this movie’s Thor, but without the development.

It’s such a shame. He has a few moments here and there that are almost something–a few bits where Momoa’s charm is able to shine through, but he gets constantly outshined by Cyborg and the Flash because their story is easier to summarize. I seriously kept forgetting Aquaman was even in the movie until it intentionally focused on him doing something. It was so sad. At one point, he talks about how they got their asses kicked in a fight, and I had to pause and think back because I literally could not remember him being at that fight.

THE DCEU SUPERMAN: A CONUNDRUM

Meanwhile, the DCEU version of Superman has always sucked because it feels like Zack Snyder doesn’t understand Superman on a conceptual level. Every time JL shifts over to its Superman stuff–Lois and Ma Kent and such–it is SO BORING. Lois and Clark just decided at the end of MoS that they were together without any romance subplot or scenes of them having anything beyond the most strained work-related conversations to get them there. Just, “sure Metropolis is destroyed but fuck it, let’s make out.” When they’re reunited after Supes is resurrected it should feel like this amazing love-conquers-all moment, but instead I was rolling my eyes because besides on scene where Clark jumps into a bathtub with Lois in BvS, when have we seen them have any sort of chemistry at all?

The entire death/rebirth of Superman arc feels so hollow. DC tries to do too many things in one movie without properly setting them up. Superman killing Zod doesn’t emotionally resonate unless you’re familiar with the comics because Superman’s no killing rule was never established in Man of Steel, so him finally killing Zod after leveling nearly half of Metropolis feels horribly irresponsibly when he could have saved so many lives. If they wanted the reason he wasn’t killing Zod to be that he was the last Kryptonian and Superman felt a kinship with him and didn’t want to lose the last of his kind…that also wasn’t set up, so it failed in that way as well.

In Batman vs Superman, Superman is tortured because everyone wants him to be everything but also a lot of people keep describing Superman as a symbol of hope. 1) Those two things don’t jive together in the same movie. 2) We don’t get to see Superman be Superman before DC is trying to deconstruct what it means to be him. We needed a middle movie in there where maybe he spends his time trying to build up his trust of the people after leveling Metropolis. Maybe he saves Metropolis from another threat, this time without destroying large chunks of the city. Maybe he pubicly sacrifices himself and everyone sees how good he really is. That would make his death resonate. But because we never see the transition from nobody to hero, when he does die, it doesn’t feel like it matters.

His resurrection doesn’t work for the same reason. Throughout the first half of the movie, everyone talks about how Superman was this symbol of hope, but we never got to see this, so it doesn’t mean anything. So when he comes back, it doesn’t really mean anything. Plus, his resurrection isn’t a big end of the movie climactic thing. It’s done halfway through the movie and proposed almost as a joke. The DEATH AND RESURRECTION OF SUPERMAN–THE MOST FAMOUS COMIC BOOK SUPERHERO IN THE WORLD doesn’t really matter. It just kinda happens.

BUT!
I think they did it, y’all. I think they finally get Superman.
No, it doesn’t make ANY SENSE based on everything else we’ve seen. We never got to see Superman be a hero, so everyone deciding he was Space Jesus and a symbol of hope feels forced silly. No, it doesn’t square with how they’ve characterized Supes up until now. Superman has been morose, tortured, and self-serious throughout these movies. We know at least cares about the little guy from his roving days as a bully stopping vigilante in Man of Steel, but every scene of him saving people, he looked like he was miserable.
BUT!
After he’s resurrected and gets into a stupid fight with the team because death makes people evil or some shit and disappears for a while, he shows up in the climax to help the team fight the big bad. It looks like everything is going south for our heroes, and we hear, “I like Truth…but I also like Justice.”
He smiles.
He laughs.
He does this “aww shucks” thing when people compliment him.

He specifically leaves his superpowered teammates to continue fighting the big bad because he and the Flash are the only ones fast enough to get everyone to safety quick enough.

HE GETS IN A RACE WITH THE FLASH–which admittedly they already did better on Supergirl–BUT STILL Y’ALL HE HAS FUN FOR ONCE.
Remember that one good scene in Man of Steel where Superman flies for the first time and has so much fun that he bursts out into a joyful laugh? He’s that guy for the whole LAST THIRD TO A QUARTER OF THIS MOVIE. Which admittedly, isn’t much. But still. I think when the inevitable Man of Steel 2 comes, it might ACTUALLY be halfway decent.

His costume still sucks. There’s still nothing to break up the blue onesie, so your eyes are awkwardly drawn to his crotch bulge. BUT I WILL PUT UP WITH AWKWARD CROTCH IF IT MEANS SUPERMAN CAN BE THE BIG BLUE BOY SCOUT AGAIN.

WRAPPING UP

Basically, this movie is fine. It’s not great. It’s actually almost the exact same plot as the Avengers, but for a DC movie, they finally managed not to make a train wreck. Whether meeting the bare minimum of a functional movie should be applauded is another story, but since I love these character, it was nice to see.

I still don’t know that it’s worth dropping the money to go see in theaters–especially if you haven’t seen Thor: Ragnarok yet–but it was okay. It was fine. Perfectly adequate.

Toot Toot Goes the Mastodon

Are you on Twitter? If you are, you probably know it’s a swirling dumpster fire of awful. It is a place where all of the nightmares of our world can endlessly scroll before your eyes like a portal into the darkest circles of hell.

The normal news cycle would be exhausting enough, but it’s also overrun by white supremacists, Nazis, harassing bots, and worse, they’re all treated as rational and deserving of space to say whatever they want because of freeze peach.

Enter Mastodon, the latest attempt to de-throne Twitter (and the rest of the social media juggernauts). On its surface, Mastodon is a Twitter clone with a higher word count allowance–500 instead of 280. When you log in, it even looks exactly like Tweetdeck, but with different skins. Underneath the hood, though, there’s some really cool stuff both on a functionality level and a basic structure level that makes it at least a potential Twitter contender.

The Basics

The code that Mastodon is written in is open source, which means anyone can go out and make suggestions and start projects to make improvements to the platform. This is cool because it means, were you sufficiently talented and motivated enough, you could write up and introduce improvements to the platform. It’s community based rather than answering to the board of directors at Twitter.

Functionality

Setup to Mastodon can be a tad complicated, and I want to talk more in depth of how it works and the pluses and minuses, but let’s save that for later. Let’s pretend you’ve already signed up and are ready to start using it.
  • Like I said, it’s a Twitter clone in a lot of ways. It’s laid out like Tweetdeck, and functions almost the same.
  • The tweets are called toots. TOOTS!
  • Because of elephants. Get it?
  • You can:
    •  toot something
      • a normal post
    • boost something
      • like a retweet or reblog
    • or favorite something
      • like most social media platforms
  • You can add media to your posts–images, videos, etc.–and the platform will generally format them so that they look nice and fit the layout.
    • The pictures aren’t quite as sleek and functional as on Twitter–you can’t just swipe from picture to picture–but it’s not clunky either.
  • The little globe symbol at the bottom of the message area is your privacy settings. You can set toots to go out:
    •  publically
      • everyone can see it, including not your followers
    • followers only
      • so that it’s only visible to your followers
    • or that it goes “unlisted” 
      • I’ll explain that more in a sec
    • You can also choose “direct” as an option. 
      • This is how Mastodon direct messages–it looks just like a tweet in your feed, but it can ONLY be viewed by the person that you sent it to (and the admins that mess with the code, but that’s obvious).
  • You can also tag your posts with a content warning–that’s what the CW is for.
    • This creates a title on your post, basically, that lets you give a quick heads up of what will be buried below a “see more” option. This way, if you want to talk about something particularly traumatic, you can hide it so people can engage with it as they want. This is true for politics, nudity, and other potentially heavy topics. 
    • It’s ALSO super useful for spoilers! One of the fights everyone always has on Twitter is how long do we wait to talk about something before it’s out of the “spoiler zone.” Well, now you don’t have to worry! Tag it, “Thor Spoilers” and spoil to your heart’s content!

Instances

The most complicated aspect of Mastodon is the concept of instances. This is because Mastodon isn’t a  centralized thing, per se. With Twitter and Facebook, there is one centralized platform that has one board that oversees the enforcement of rules. Mastodon is a framework on which anyone can start their own mini-Twitter…or mini-Mastodon, if you will.
That already sounds weird, so let me back up a second.
If you’ve used Reddit, you know that there is Reddit, the overall application, and then there are subreddits–rooms that you can enter that have their own rules for what’s acceptable. You can interact with the people of r/fantasy (a fantasy devoted subreddit) for years and never have to speak to anyone outside of there.
Mastadon is very much like that. The difference is, with Reddit you still only have one account and one group of official people that oversees the Official Reddit Rule Enforcement. Each Mastodon instance–each “room”–requires a separate account, however.
The really cool thing about Mastodon is you don’t have to be part of an instance to follow someone from that instance. So, I joined tootplanet.space because it was queer friendly, had very straightforward rules, and I loved the space theme. A lot of the SFF authors I follow on Twitter, however, joined wandering.shop, which is intended to function kind of like an online science fiction/fantasy convention where you can talk about SFF books and TV shows and interact with authors and fans. I can still follow those authors and interact with them while being a member of my instance.
Some people stressed about which instance to join, and one of the flaws of Mastodon is that there aren’t obvious ways to find what’s out there. A tool does exist, but if you don’t know about it, you might miss it. You can go to https://instances.social, which has a tool that will ask you questions and help you narrow things down to some possible options based on what languages you speak, how many users you want in your instance, and what specific moderation rules you’re either for or against.
But why instances? Why set it up that way?

Home, Local, and Federation

When you setup your account on your instance, your home timeline will probably have one or two accounts that you auto-followed–that’s usually an admin account of some kind, kinda like Tom from MySpace. Beyond that, your timeline will be empty.
There are, however, two other timelines that you can look at: Local, which is a stream of everyone in your instance, and federation, which is a combination of everyone that you follow and everyone that the people you are following follow. (That’s not 100% accurate, but it’s close enough for these purposes.)
This is how I saw it explained on Mastodon that helped clarify things a little:
  • Home–this is my home and it’s full of my friends whom I invited in.
    • If you post a toot “followers only,” it will go to your followers feeds only.
  • Local–this is my neighborhood where I chose to live.
    • You won’t follow everyone you see here, and not everyone you follow appears here. This is your local community.
    • When you post a toot “unlisted,” it will not post here
  • Federation–this is the city I’m staying in. It’s full of friends of friends
    • All of the people you follow will appear here, along with everyone that they follow
    • Posting toots unlisted means it won’t show up here, either.
Dipping into the latter two feeds will give you suggestions on who to follow beyond searching for someone.

And? So what?

Recently on Twitter, I saw a white supremacist call someone the n-word. When the person responded by calling the white supremacist a “fucking racist,” they were suspended for a week. The white supremacist wasn’t disciplined by Twitter.
Twitter is driven by ads and media buzz. They have shareholders and a bottom line. It’s a business, and it’s trying to sell you things and sell you to advertisers so they can sell you things. Because of that, it means that, in spite of any rules they may have in place, they’re not incentivised to kick off the Nazis unless they have to–in Germany, Nazism is illegal, so those accounts are blocked there. Just not here because of freeze peach.
Because Mastodon isn’t centralized, as long as you join an instance with good moderation rules and an active admin, you don’t have to deal with that nonsense. Abusers can be banned from the instance, but it’s better than that. Your admin can ban entire instances from interacting with your instance. writers.blah can decide that they don’t want to deal with nazis.shitheads and ban the entire instance. In fact, tootplanet.space had a list of banned instances and why they were banned. It’s one of the reasons I decided to join them–they were very straightforward.
Each instance has its own set of rules, so some instances allow literally anything. Some are more restrictive. Some allow NSFW posts untagged. Some don’t. Some allow swearing. Some don’t. That’s the beautiful flexibility of instances. AND you can still follow folks from other instances with different rules, too. So you can follow that puppet porn account all you want, even if your instance doesn’t allow YOU to post puppet porn.

What’s the downside?

Because each instance is a separate account with a separate password and separate settings, if you were to decide that the instance you’re in doesn’t fit, you have to create a new account elsewhere. There’s some nice tools put in place to bring your mute, block, and following lists with you so you can keep what YOU see the same, but you can’t bring your followers with you.
Some people really want there to be a single account that you create, and then you can check into different rooms as you wish. There were legitimate concerns raised of people being able to impersonate other people in other instances, and since there’s no centralization, it’d be next to impossible to get rid of them all. There’s no central authority, so there’s no “verified” option like on Twitter. This is a legit concern.
Although Mastodon has been marketed as “Twitter without the Nazis” that’s not accurate. As I said, Nazis can join an instance or create their own. It’s up to the admins of whatever instance you join to block them and keep them out. It would be pretty easy for the Nazis to whip themselves into a frenzy, mob an instance, and bring it down from the inside, and everyone would have to just start new accounts elsewhere, which is a bummer.
There’s also the possibility that you could run afoul of the mod and get booted for whatever reason. As Chuck Wendig pointed out, mod drama back in the BBS days was real and it would be easy for a mod to take a sudden disliking to you, and you’d just lose that account.
There also needs to be better muting in place. You can mute and block users, but muting keywords is restricted to a by-column basis. Just because my instance is good about not posting spoilers for Thor Ragnarok doesn’t mean that everyone in the Federation timeline would be. Plus, if I absolutely never want to see the word rutabaga, I should be able to mute that universally. Unfortunately, that’s not the case for right now. You can, like I said, mute keywords by column, though, which is nice.
Another functionality that I miss is making lists. I have a list on my Tweetdeck of my friends so that, even if I don’t want to read through my whole feed, I can get an update on how they specifically are doing. That functionality isn’t present at this time.
These are real issues, and if the platform continues to grow, these are things that they would either need to come up with answers to or figure out work arounds for.

Final thoughts

I really dig it. Like, a whole lot.
I think community policing is a really great way to deal with most harassment issues, including being able to just completely ban an instance so you don’t have to deal with the shit gibbons at all. 
I also like the additional functionality of the content warnings letting you hide potentially sensitive information and letting users choose for themselves whether they want to engage. Politics, whether you agree with someone or not, has made Twitter into a nightmare where joy goes to die most of the time. It may be the front line for the resistance, but it’s also front line of my sorrows.
And finally, Mastodon puts the social back in social media. There’s an interesting sense of pride and identity, especially in the smaller instances. You feel like more of a tight knit community, and you all agree on what you consider acceptable. You don’t have to follow everyone in your instance, but you’ll likely still interact with a lot of them, and you can always drop into the Federation stream to get a sense of what Mastodon as a whole is talking about–at least within your circles of interest. And that’s really cool.
I hope this sticks around. An awful lot of people moved over there, but I can see the instance confusion being a barrier to entry for a lot of folks, and the potential for impersonation in other instances is higher than I would like. For folks looking to use it as a marketing platform like Twitter, it doesn’t function as well as Twitter does for that. But for everything else, it’s so much more enjoyable.
Check it out. See what you like. Hit me up. Follow me. I’m @whirlingnerdish@tootplanet.space.

The October Movie Challenge (with The Me!)

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As I said last week, we did the 31 Days of October Challenge–which is to watch one horror movie every night in October. Because we’re damned fools that should know better, we actually worked in quite a few extras.

Seriously, we have a serious movie problem. Especially me. I have it bad. What am I gonna do, though, NOT watch a movie?

Last week, my wife wrote up her thoughts on each movie we watched, and now it’s my turn!

Please enjoy!

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  1. Gerald’s Game
    • Mike Flanagan can basically do no wrong for me at this point. I love horror, but my favorite horror is when creators tap into their characters and create very personal stories that aren’t just scary, but display the heart of the story. It’s why King’s books work so well, and Flanagan does that perfectly in his movies. I’ve heard some complaints that it goes too long, but I thought the ending was very good thematically for the character. Don’t @ me.
  2. Beware the Slenderman
    • My wife is obsessed with true crime documentaries, so this was her pick. I liked it, I thought it was an interesting look at a complicated case since mental illness is a complex issue. However, there were times where the documentary sauntered up to “people who like creepy things could be dangerous,” and I’m just not here for that. The best part for me was exploring the history of the Slenderman mythos since, unlike traditional folklore, it has a discernible creation we can point to. And yet people still believe it. I get it was supposed to be a documentary about the crime, but I really want a documentary that just deep dives into internet folklore and creepypastas now.
  3. Ginger Snaps
    • I dug the hell out of this. Katherine Isabelle is great, and it’s one of those beautiful movies that could have only come out in 2000 that has just enough late 90s trends to make it feel of the time but gives a fascinating peak to where cinema and horror could have gone if 9/11 hadn’t happened. More practical creatures in horror movies!
  4. Wrong Turn
    • This movie sucked. It wasn’t the worst thing, I suppose. Just a dumb slasher movie, but without the charm of the 80s or early 90s and without the silly cynicism and deconstructionism of the late 90s early 00s. It was just…there. Mutant rednecks murder folks. Yay…
  5. Cube
    • I really liked this movie. It’s fascinating how similar it feels to Saw–traps, a mystery that has to be solved for why these people are here–while predating the entire Saw franchise. It’s a lot of fun, a tad cheesy at times, but I actually have a soft spot for the “people locked in  room figuring out why they’re all there” genre–which Saw dips into, not always, but frequently.
  6. It (2017)
    • I was surprised that my wife was so keen to watch this movie. She has been afraid of clowns since I met her. She watched the first trailer and called me at work freaking out–scared, but also excited? Turns out, this movie is fantastic. Probably my second favorite horror movie this year. The choice to just leave the adults stories to a sequel was the right one. This movie earns its R rating, and I didn’t expect that since R rated horror movies are pretty rare these days. Very good, I’m stoked for the sequel.
  7. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
    • We all know this movie. I like it. It’s cute. But the reason we saw it for Spooktober was because we had the chance to see it outside with a live orchestra performing the score. I literally got goosebumps repeatedly throughout the film. They’re doing it again next year with Chamber of Secrets, and I will be there if I can.
  8. Blacula
    • I really really liked this movie. I didn’t really know what to expect. I don’t know that I’ve ever seen a proper blaxploitation movie. I’ve seen the parodies of those, so my understanding of the genre is filtered through style and parody. That said, this movie was great–a fascinating spin on Dracula. Using the slave trade as the backdrop for vampires was an excellent idea, and Blacula really came across like a tragic figure. The movie was surprisingly sad.
  9. Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday
    • This was actually my 3rd or 4th favorite Friday, I think. I don’t have a lot of love for the Friday franchise–they’re very repetitive and don’t really get interesting until part six. That said, this one was silly, and I enjoyed the bounty hunter character.
  10. The Purge: Election Year
    • It was chilling watching this movie in a post-election world, especially since there’s a subplot about Russians that was insanely prescient. The franchise has turned more action oriented than horror–if it’d been me, I wouldn’t have followed up on Frank Grillo’s character and instead pursued another character, but it was good.
  11. Flatliners  (2017)
    • This movie sucked. I thought maybe the hype was overly negative because people were nostalgic for the original, and since I’d never seen the original, I figured I’d enjoy it more. No. It was very stupid. Diego Luna’s character has nothing to do, and the ultimate pay off for what’s causing the haunt is so so so weak. Seriously the saddest, silliest movie. Also, the PG-13 rating felt like it was handcuffing the movie. Like, at times the movie felt like it wanted to go super dark, but back-pedaled instead to a softer, weaker place. Just don’t. It’s not worth it.
  12. Happy Death Day
    • Essentially, this is horror Groundhog Day. Unlike Flatliners, this movie didn’t feel handcuffed by its PG-13 rating. The point of this movie wasn’t gory deaths, but the inventive ways she dies and the mystery behind her repeating day. The main actress is really great in it. The movie was a great time–highly recommended.
  13. Freddy vs. Jason
    • This movie gets a lot of hate, but I actually like it. I thought the way the two franchises together was pretty seamless. Some people were apparently pissed they focused more on Nightmare’s mythology than Jason’s, but I ask you this: what Jason mythology? There isn’t any. Nightmare, meanwhile, has tons. Not casting Kane Hodder was bullshit, though. And that homophobic line toward the end. Otherwise, pretty solid. I wish it had revitalized the two franchises rather than being a dying gasp for both of them.
  14. Halloween
    • This was the original, and it was great. I’d never seen it before, and I got to see it with a double feature of Friday the 13th on…well…October, Friday the 13th. Obviously, this movie is a classic. It is the best slasher I’ve seen of its era. And that score. Chills.
  15. Jason X
    • So stupid. So glorious. So many puns. So much late 90s early 00s future nonsense. A robot lady fights a nano-bot armored Jason in space. That is all you need to know to understand this movie. I love it. It is dumb, but I love it.
  16. Get Out
    • Amazing. Chilling. My favorite horror movie–and might be my favorite movie of this year. I look forward to Jordan Peele’s future works. 
  17. Life
    • This movie was basically Alien. That said, it’s really good. It has a few interesting twists and turns, the set work  to make the antigravity feel real was astounding. The creature was cleverly designed, and as it evolves throughout the movie, it still looks cool. A surprisingly big budget, all star cast that basically no one saw, and that is a shame.
  18. Little Evil
    • This was a very silly, fun little movie. Lots of references to horror classics packed into the movie without it devolving into the lazy reference humor of the Scary Movie franchise. Adam Scott is great in everything. 
  19. Final Destination
    • I really like this movie. It FUCKED ME UP as a kid. Death will come for you in a Rube Goldberg machine-esque fashion! The plane crash in the beginning was wild since this came out in, I think, ’99. In just 2 years, this movie wouldn’t have come out.
  20. Saw 2
    • I actually like most of the Saw movies. The mystery of them keeps you going into the next one, and the gore, to me, never really felt gratuitous. I mean, it is gratuitous, but there’s always a point for it. John Kramer’s story is fascinating, and while the first one was a great locked room mystery, this one is great to get a peak into the mind of the killer. Plus, it’s a bit of a commentary on how toxic hypermasculinity hurts everyone, including yourself.
  21. Nightmare on Elm Street 1984
    • A classic. Amazing. I love this movie–although maybe not as much as the sequel? So good.
  22. Nightmare on Elm Street 2010
    • Jackie Earle Haley is amazing. He, seriously, did a great job making Freddy scary again. Unfortunately, the movie can’t decide whether it wants to remake the old movie, or do something new, so it keeps waffling back and forth. The movie’s opening scene is legitimately great–the red and green lighting of Freddy’s world is a wonderful call back to the original series, there’s surreal, spooky imagery. And then the rest of the movie is…bland to bad. The calls back to the original are bland. The pay off the mystery is bad bad bad.
  23. Saw 3
    • Again, I liked this movie. This is the movie in which–spoilers–Jigsaw dies. A doctor is tasked with keeping Jigsaw alive while another guy goes through a maze, confronting each person that was responsible for the death of his son as Jigsaw tries to teach him forgiveness. I feel like they perfect this hall of horrors premise in a later sequel, though. Tobin Bell is fascinating.
  24. You’re Next
    • I love this movie. Adam Wingard’s recent efforts have left me cold–Blair Witch was…fine…and Death Note was stupid. But this movie? This is just about perfection. A beautiful twist on the home invasion genre, and I’ve read their pitch for the sequel. It kills me we’ll probably never see it.
  25. Saw 4
    • This one was my favorite for a long time because we learn the most about Jigsaw. And I do like some of the final twists. However, Riggs isn’t quite as interesting a character to focus on as some of the others, and I feel like they waste some of the potential with Eric Matthews character. But still solid.
  26. Saw 5
    • This movie focuses on Luke, who has retired from his diner in Stars Hollow and become a cop in the city. Not really, but basically. And it’s…okay. It’s a bit of a pissing match between two cops, both of whom look similar enough that sometimes you have a hard time telling them apart. Still a decent mystery, but it feels less like a full movie in itself and more like an episode from a TV show.
  27. Saw 6
    • I don’t like the story of the cop that survived the previous movie. I do like that this movie retcons the entire franchise into a commentary on the health care industry in America. This is the movie that perfects that hall of horrors things that Saw 3 did. I had a quibble with one person’s inclusion that wasn’t really clear enough in what they did to deserve Jigsaw’s wrath, but otherwise I dug this one quite a bit.
  28. Saw 7
    • This poor movie. Oddly, the most expensive, it looks the cheapest, and that’s sad because this features the return of Dr. Gordon from the first movie! I like the way this movie ties up a lot of the mysteries and feels like a decent final chapter…which…it is. They did good.
  29. Tucker and Dale vs Evil
    • Hilarious. One of my favorite horror comedies ever. Maybe it’s because I’m from Arkansas, but this one really hits home.
  30. The Fog (1980)
    • Some people said this movie was slow, but I would call it atmospheric. It’s all about setting up the characters and building the dread. The fog effect was a great way to make a scary movie monster for cheap. Not my favorite John Carpenter, but pretty good.
  31. Night of the Living Dead (1968)
    • Love this movie. (Im)patiently waiting for the Criterion release. 
  32. Jackals
    • A decent movie with an interesting set up for a home invasion movie, but I feel like it fell just a little short of being really good. There were a few stumbles in the plot, but there were some really good performances. 
  33. Jigsaw
    • I really dug this movie. Somehow, this one feels more cinematic than the other ones. I don’t know if they got a bigger budget or what, but the scope somehow feels bigger. Tobin Bell returning to the franchise was very welcome. There were some questions, some quibbles, I had with the ultimate twist that don’t necessarily strike me as a problem…but I would love to see them addressed in a sequel.
  34. Gone Girl
    • This is my 2nd favorite Gillian Flynn book, and I love this movie. Creeping dread, disturbing, cerebral. It has a weird almost anti-feminist flavor to it that works for the movie, but also makes me tilt my head at Gillian Flynn a tad, but also this movie is great.
  35. Trick r’ Treat
    • Fun. Silly. A wonderful Halloween movie. I forget this movie is an anthology sometimes because the films are woven together so carefully.
  36. Halloweentown
    • I love these goofy movies, especially the first two. Classica, and with Carrie Fisher’s mom! And one of the great villains of a Disney movie: Kalibar!
  37. Hocus Pocus
    • Hilarious. Amazing. Gay as shit. I love it so much. Pretty much entirely carried on the three witches’ performance. So so campy and great.
  38. The Nightmare Before Christmas
    • This movie made me who I am today. It is the first movie I can remember that really twisted my tiny heart and got me into horror. I’ve loved creepy, spooky stuff ever since. I love, love, love this movie from top to bottom. It’s also a wonderful movie about cultural appropriation and how just because you like a thing doesn’t mean you understand it or can take ownership of it.

Childhood Toy Nostalgia!

Yesterday my wife and I were wandering around the store goofing off because we’d just gotten out of a movie and didn’t want to go home yet, and I stumbled across an amazing discovery. Dr. Dreadful’s was a toy that I remember seeing commercials for all the time growing up. I’d always wanted them, but never got one.

Turns out they’re back and almost exactly the same.

I also remembered another commercial because my brain is flypaper for stupid, useless information. Anyway, enjoy this geek out while I’m neck deep in NaNoNonsense.

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The October Movie Challenge (with The Wife!)

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So we did the 31 Days of October Challenge–the idea being watch one horror movie every night in October. We actually worked in quite a few extras because we just love movies that much. There’s actually even more that aren’t on this list because they weren’t horror movies–you can see those on the Movies I Watched List page.

Anyway, my wife had a lot of fun with this and decided to give her thoughts on each movie. Please enjoy my darling wife’s debut here on the blog. I’ll write up my thoughts in a separate post that’ll go up later–I’m in the thick of NaNoWriMo at the moment, so I haven’t had the chance yet.

Please enjoy!

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  1. Gerald’s Game
    • I really enjoyed this more than I thought I would. I had a vague idea of what it was just because my life partner is a bit of a King fanatic ;) It was feminist AF and I super dug it.
  2. Beware the Slenderman
    • This was my pick, and probably my third time watching it. As a sufferer of mental illness, I think it does a service to show that their actions weren’t just pure acts of evil, but complicated by their situation. On another note, that county in Wisconsin needs to get its shit together (it’s the same county as the Making a Murderer show’s location).
  3. Ginger Snaps
    • Speaking of feminist AF, this rocked. Since my partner is writing a werewolf novel, I loved seeing this and feeling like I got a peek into his mind. It’s cheesy, brilliant, gory, and I recommend it to everyone I know.
  4. Wrong Turn
    • Jesus Christ. Where to start with this movie. This was the first horror movie I ever bought, and I got it at age 11(?) Being from the boondocks, this movie creeped me the fuck out as a kid, and it holds a special spot in my heart. Every time I go to our hometown I think of this movie and the redneck inbred cannibals that are so like the patrons of the Dollar Tree down home, haha.
  5. Cube
    • Hilarious. Terrible. Preposterous. Such a gem of a time capsule3.
  6. It (2017)
    • I LOVE THIS MOVIE. We saw it three times, and I could watch it a hundred times more. Turns out, the cure to a phobia of clowns is actually wanting to fuck one.  I was the only person in the theatre all three times who was laughing and cheering on Pennywise, which probably speaks more to my general fucked up-edness than anything else.
  7. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
    • We saw this at an outdoor screening with a live orchestra preforming the score. Pardon the pun, but it was *magical*.
  8. Blacula
    • This was my first experience in Blacksplotation (sp?). I enjoyed it for what it was. Not really super memorable, but a stand up movie. Not the worst thing we watched, but not the best.
  9. Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday
    • Was this the one where Jason body hopped? Bleh.
  10. The Purge: Election Year
    • Arguably the best entry in the Purge series to date. I don’t think it pretended to be anything it wasn’t and just leaned into the absurdity that is the crux of the premise. Fun times.
  11. Flatliners  (2017)
    • FUCKING. AWFUL.
  12. Happy Death Day
    • I loved this one, too! My only complaints wer that it was a little predictable for me since I’ve seen eleventy thousand slasher movies and that it didn’t actually feature any 50 Cent music.
  13. Freddy vs. Jason
    • This movie is ridiculous, and anyone who says otherwise is kidding themselves. It’s bullshit that it didn’t feature Kane Hodder as Jason, but whatevs.
  14. Halloween
    • I actually prefer Rob Zombie’s interpretation more. But it’s easy to see why this is a foundational horror movie.
  15. Jason X
    • Jason goes to space…I think. Literally just so dumb that I can’t even articulate anything about it.
  16. Get Out
    • Fucking masterpiece. 
  17. Life
    • Interesting flick. I’m not one much for space movies- I didn’t like Gravity or The Martian, and I wasn’t a huge fan of this. The creature itself was more compelling than any of the astronauts (apart from you know which one but I’m not gonna spoil it). Predictable ending. Meh.
  18. Little Evil
    • As a fan of both The Omen and of Adam Scott, I wasn’t surprised that this movie was great. A fun little satire that wasn’t actually super predictable and did something that made it it’s OWN THING. Highly recommend. 
  19. Final Destination
    • 90’s gold. That’s about it.
  20. Saw 2
    • Not enough Cary Elwes.
  21. Nightmare on Elm Street 1984
    • Has my favorite scene in any movie ever. Johnny Depp turning into an upward stream of blood. I love it so much.
  22. Nightmare on Elm Street 2010
    • It had so much potential! The micro naps could have been so much, but it’s just a  mess of a movie. It can’t decide if it wants to be a direct remake or a new spin, and it tries to do both and just fails, which is no fault of Jackie Earle Haley’s.
  23. Saw 3
    • Not enough Cary Elwes. And not enough Tobin Bell, for that matter.
  24. You’re Next
    • Another feminist AF movie. I love everything about this, every line of dialogue, every scene transition, the score, everything.
  25. Saw 4
    • Not enough Cary Elwes.
  26. Saw 5
    • Not enough Cary Elwes.
  27. Saw 6
    • Not enough Cary Elwes.
  28. Saw 7
    • Some Cary Elwes, but still not enough.
  29. Tucker and Dale vs Evil
    • Such a fun little flick.
  30. The Fog (1980)
    • This was my first time seeing it, and it was pretty good, but not as good as The Mist.
  31. Night of the Living Dead (1968)
    • Also my first time seeing this one. I really liked it, but hated most of the characters. 
  32. Jackals
    • So close to being a good movie, but so frustrating that it didn’t quite get there. 
  33. Jigsaw
    • I had goosebumps at the theatre when it was over. I super dug it, and recommend it to anyone who enjoyed the Saw Franchise. I really hope they continue after it to follow up on some stuff they hinted to with the main character.
  34. Gone Girl
    • They did such a good job translating the book to the screen with this. Super fucked up and awesome.
  35. Trick r’ Treat
    • Second time watching this. I don’t hate it anymore, but I don’t like it really, either. I just hate movies that do that whole schtick with the multiple stories happening at the same time, like Love Actually. Blurg.
  36. Halloweentown
    • Classic DCOM.
  37. Hocus Pocus
    • It’s an iconic Halloween flick for a reason, folks.
  38. The Nightmare Before Christmas
    • Same.

The Final Fifteen

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I’ve been feeling a little exhausted lately. I meant to post a 31 Days of October list way back at the beginning of the month, but I am a lazy bum and didn’t get around to writing it. So I’m going to just say fuck convention and provide you my suggestions for the last fifteen days in October starting with TODAY.

If you’ve been doing the 31 Days of October, you’re approaching the final stretch. You’ve almost made it. You’re halfway through. So here are some things to get you through those last 15 days.

October 17th: Sleepaway Camp

If you’re any sort of horror fan, you very likely already watched a Friday the 13th movie on October 13th–I was lucky enough to attend a drive-in double feature of the originals: Friday the 13th and Halloween. (If that’s not the case, swap this one out for Friday the 13th Part 2. Not only is that the first one with Jason as the killer, but it features a cast that’s decently memorable. Part 3 may be the first one where Jason gets his hockey mask, but it also features the horrible character Shelley.)

Anyway, why Sleepaway Camp? The movie is definitely hella problematic, but what I find interesting about the movie is not the final twist that everyone always talks about. At least, not the way everyone else seems to think of the twist. It may help that I knew it going in, and that made my reading of the movie much, much different. I would make the argument that the movie is much more interesting to watch knowing the twist, too, so I’m going to spoil it. You probably already know the twist, but just in case you care, here’s your warning.

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The killer, who is referred to as “Angela” throughout the movie, turns out to have a penis. This is usually the thing everyone hangs up on, and I suppose it is a very shocking twist in a heteronormative and gender binary view of the world. It’s majorly problematic falling into a long, historical trope of trans people, or people coded trans, being dangerous, violent killers–Silence of the Lambs, Psycho, etc. Not only that, but the movie reveals that “Angela” was born Peter, and that Peter has been forced to live as a girl throughout their life by their Aunt Martha because she always wanted a daughter.

So why recommend such a super transphobic movie?

Well, for one, because it’s basically a Friday the 13th ripoff, and I feel like a horror movie marathon should include at least one classic slasher. However, for another, because this movie was made in 1983, nobody at the time, especially in the mainstream crowd, had much of an understanding of sexuality. Many portrayals in movies conflate gay men that dress in drag with trans folks. Even gay folks at the time didn’t really understand trans folks. It was a concept still very much in its infancy, as seen in the documentary Paris is Burning. But because of that, and because of the ambiguous nature of the film, you’re left wondering if Angela identifies as a woman, or if their just being forced into the part like the movie implies.

I would argue Angela DOES identify as a woman because she keeps both presenting as a woman and using the name Angela in the two sequels. With that knowledge in mind, Angela becomes incredibly sympathetic, and you actually root for her throughout the film as people are massive dicks to her.

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Pick your poison: watch it because it’s a classic slasher or because the twist and sequels actually colors the film in a very different way. Either way, worth a watch and a puzzle.

October 18th: The Final Girls

Chase a classic slasher movie with a movie that lampoons that very formula in a very fun way.

The Final Girls follows Max, whose mom is famous for starring in Camp Bloodbath, the fictional slasher movie series in this universe. When her mom dies in a car accident, Max is left grappling with her mother’s legacy–her mother resented these movies later in lift, but they’re also some of the only things she has left that lets her see her mom and almost be there with her. After a freak accident, Max and her friends wake up in the movie, interacting with the cast from the Camp Bloodbath series, including Max’s mom–or at least, her mom’s character.

This movie doesn’t 100% work as a parody because it’s PG-13, and there are a few moments where it feels like the parody aspect gets undercut by that restriction. That’s no fault of the writers, as they revealed in an episode of Shock Waves podcast that they wrote it as an R, but the studio eventually came back and asked for rewrites to soften the movie. This doesn’t hurt the movie a whole lot, though because this movie has a lot of heart. The story, unlike most slasher movies, is exceptional and touching. Plus, the stuff that it is able to poke fun at, it does very well. The cast is very engaging and very funny.

Would I like an R rated cut of this? Absolutely. But there’s a lot here to recommend, some great jokes, a great cast, and a story that’s very moving in the end.

October 19th: Absentia

Mike Flanagan has become my favorite modern horror director because his movies are not just scary, but scary good. James Wan may be next level with his ability to wring scares out of nearly every frame of his movies, but Mike Flanagan has heart and soul in his movies. His stories are as moving as they are scary. And he just had Gerald’s Game come out on Netflix recently. But I want to take you back to the beginning with his first film.

The movie centers on Tricia, whose husband has been missing for several years. It’s been so long, they’re going to declare him “dead in absentia,” so that she’ll finally be able to move on. But one day, he shows up, alive, but somehow different. He seems off. Meanwhile, she also finds herself drawn tot his tunnel near her house, where something strange is going on that might be related to what happened to her husband.

The movie is really good. It’s a first film, so if you’ve seen Flanagan’s later works, you’ll notice this one is a little rougher, but you’ll see Flanagan’s great ability with fleshing out characters on full display, as well as his talent at unique scares.

If you’re buying the DVD, don’t let the terrible box art fool you–this is not your typical Redbox horror movie.

October 20th: Goodnight, Mommy

This is an Austrian horror movie about two boys whose mother has come home after some kind of plastic surgery of some kind. She spends most of the movie with her head bandaged. The boys find her meaner and angrier than they remember, and with her whole face bandaged up, they start to doubt whether she’s their real mom after all.

This movie is a slow burn that builds up to a harrowing final act. When it gets going it is a goddamned nightmare. Just thinking about some of the sequences in the final act give me shivers. It’s fantastic and gives you a lot to think about regarding the relationship a mother has with her children and how that affects how others perceiver her as a woman as well as how she perceives herself.

October 21st: Coraline

Don’t let the tonal shift throw you. I’m dead serious here. Building on the concepts that are explored in Goodnight, Mommy, chase that with a fun stop-motion animated movie from Henry Selick and Laika studios.

Coraline moves into a new house with her mom and dad. It’s big. It’s old. It’s mostly empty. The neighbors are weird. And Coraline is bored. Sadly, her parents are both writers working on projects and are too busy to spend time with Coraline, which leaves her to wandering through the house by herself. One day, she finds a mysterious hidden door that takes her to a strange mirror world where everything appears to be almost the same, but slightly better–her parents are friendlier, the colors are brighter, everything is more fun. Just one weird thing: everyone has buttons for eyes. And Coraline starts to get the feeling that maybe this world seems too good to be true because it is.

Goodnight, Mommy and Coraline both explore parenthood–and especially motherhood–in fascinating ways. Both feature kids demanding more from their parents than their parents feel like they can give, leading to friction in the relationship. And both make you wonder: just what does make someone good mother? And what makes a good kid?

October 21st: Dracula (1931)

Let me get this out of the way up front: Dracula is a little bit dry. It’s not paced like a modern movie. But I feel like it’s important to check in on the classics periodically, to remind you of not just where horror came from, but movies as an art form.

Plus, this movie creeped me right the fuck out as a kid, and that’s due to two things in particular: Bela Legosi’s amazing performance as Dracula, and the movie’s utter lack of score outside of the opening credits.

In movies from just a few years later, they start using score to tell you how to feel, to underscore dramatic moments. In this movie, though? Nothing. If someone gets bitten, the only thing we hear are the people’s gasps as they die. That leaves a hell of an impression on you as a kid.

Plus Renfield is amazing. That man doesn’t have much screen time, but by God he gives it his all. And that madman’s weird whining laugh followed me into my dreams.

October 22nd: Blacula

Fast forward a few decades to enjoy this amazing 70’s classic. A lot of blaxploitation movies are cheesy fun, done on the cheap to cash in on the untapped market of movies targeted specifically for black people. That said, a lot of them weren’t what you’d call masterpieces. They were done on the cheap and put out fast. It’d be easy for a movie like Blacula, a movie whose name is an obvious pun, to fall into that. But Blacula manages to be not just entertaining, but a very moving movie that tackles race and slavery in the US.

Prince Mamuwalde, played by the extraordinarily talented William Marshall, goes to visit Dracula to convince him that they should unite together in the UN to force a stop of the slave trade. Dracula, however, doesn’t agree and thinks that slavery is totally fine. When Mamuwalde reacts negatively to this, Dracula curses Mamuwalde with vampirism and locks him in a coffin for hundreds of years. A gay couple in the 70’s reopens the coffin, unleashing “Blacula” on the American public where his thirst for blood, unquenched for centuries, must be quenched.

This movie is actually very tragic. Unlike Dracula, who is presented as charming, but obviously a villain, Prince Mamuwalde is presented as a very tragic hero. He’s been cursed with this thirst that he can’t help but quench, he’s been ripped out of his own time, and he’s lost his wife, all because a white man decided that he wanted to take the black man down and put him in his place.

This is a highly recommended, overlooked classic.

October 23rd: The Autopsy of Jane Doe

This is honestly a modern classic. Tense, tightly paced, unique, and scary as hell.

Cops are investigating a strange case–a houseful of people that appear to have killed each other while simultaneously trying to break out of the house. Suddenly, they find the corpse of a young woman, naked and buried in the floor of the basement. She looks like she’s been dead a while. They send her over to a father-son coroner business to look into what’s going on with this “Jane Doe.” As the autopsy progresses, however, they start finding things that don’t make sense, such as wounds inside the body with no scarring on the outside to indicate how they injuries could have occurred. Plus, there are some strange things happening in the morgue itself. And then things go really wrong.

This is a wonderful movie. The first act is super captivating, even before the supernatural stuff begins. Brian Cox and Emile Hirsch are fantastic, and the process of performing an autopsy is fascinating enough to keep you enthralled for a while. When the spooky stuff starts, you’re already invested in these characters. There are quite a few twists and turns that make the movie a wild ride, and it all culminates in a very cool reveal.

October 24th: Pontypool

An interesting take on the zombie genre, this one is about a former shock-jock radio host that has settled down and taken a job as a local radio host in Pontypool, Canada. The soft, boring job of listening to traffic reports doesn’t sit well with him, and he keeps trying to push the envelope. Suddenly, he starts receiving calls from the town. People are beginning to act strange. They’re starting to get fixated on words. And then they turn violent.

This movie almost entirely takes place in the recording booth of a radio station and still manages to keep the tension ratcheting up higher and higher. Being isolated from the violence and hearing the world crumble outside only through reports from people calling in keeps everything shrouded in a veil of mystery and encroaching dread. And the specifics of the zombie virus are so cool, so different, that you have to see it to really get it.

After you’re finished with this one, check out the Faculty of Horror episode about it for extra credit.

October 25th: Fido

Another zombie movie! With somewhat more traditional zombies! But don’t let this one fool you. On the surface, it’s a fun parody of the zombie genre as filtered through the “a boy and his dog genre.” But underneath, it asks some very interesting questions about zombies. Are they human? Do they think? Do they feel? Just what makes us who we are as people? Is it really just memories and genetic make up, or is there something more?

In a world in which zombies have been tamed through obedience collars and used as servants, one boy’s family finally gets their first zombie. The boy takes to the zombie quickly, naming him Fido, but things go awry when Fido’s collar malfunctions and Fido eats one of the neighbors. Suddenly, they have a rising zombie invasion on their hands that threatens to spiral out of control.

Check this one out for a fun, light-hearted movie. And for Carrie Ann Moss looking gorgeous and being fierce.

October 26th: Killer Klowns From Outer Space

This is just legit on here for something fun late in the game. It’s goofy. It’s nonsense. It’s exactly what it sounds like. Alien clowns land and begin terrorizing a town. All of the expected circus trappings are incorporated as silly and sinister alien technology. The creatures are simultaneously gruesome and scary and goofy and fun. Give it a watch.

October 27th: In the Mouth of Madness

You’re hired by the publisher of a famous horror novelist to go collect his very overdue latest book. However, before you even begin your journey, strange things start happening. People are way, way into these books. And when you finally track down the author, you find the lines of what is real and what is only a story begin to blur.

In the Mouth of Madness is a bit dated now because the horror publishing genre is nothing like it was in the late 80s and early 90s. In that way, this movie is very much of its time. However, this movie FUCK ME UP as a kid. You will quickly lose the thread of what is real and what isn’t. It is a terrifying roller coaster.

October 28th: Frankenstein (1932)

It’s a classic. It’s an American classic. A scientist decides to defy the odds and explore what makes us human by gathering together the disparate parts of dead humans and assemble his own person together. By some fluke, it works. The creature lives, but Frankenstein may have got more than he bargained for. He’s not really ready to be a father, especially to a giant strong man that can snap you in half like a twig and only has a very rudimentary sense of right and wrong.

You should revisit this one because Universal is trying to reboot their Universal monsters universe into a shared cinematic universe (again). However, what people always miss with these movies is that the monsters are not the real villains. They’re victims. They’re usually thrust into situations beyond their control and then blamed for the outcomes.

This movie is great. Steeped in German expressionism, with a simultaneously unhinged and sympathetic performance by Colin Clive as Henry Frankenstein, and a tragic, terrifying performance by Boris Karloff. A classic that still holds up after decades.

October 29th: The Houses October Built

The last three movies I chose are very much steeped in the Halloween spirit. Each tackles things slightly differently.

First, we have a relatively recent movie about a group of people that decide to make a documentary about haunted houses–specifically the sort of arms-race that has developed in recent years as houses try to out-do each other in authenticity, intensity, and scares as these things become more and more popular. They run afoul in one house by taking a camera into the house itself, but once they’re back on the road, things start to get back to normal–that is, until they start seeing people from that house pop up in other places. Are they being followed? Or are they just being paranoid? What happens when you continue to be haunted after you’ve left the haunted house?

Intense and scary, I don’t know that this movie is entirely effective examining the thesis it sets out about extreme haunted houses. But it is fun and spooky, and manages to handle the found-footage thing well.

October 30th: Halloween

You may be wondering: why is this on the 30th and not the 31st?

Well, as much as this movie drips Halloween imagery, the holiday doesn’t tie into the nitty gritty a whole lot. Yes, Michael seems to have a personal preference for the holiday–and masks–but at its core, it’s a movie about a killer stalking teenagers. It just happens to be the perfect movie about a killer stalking teenagers.

The cast is sympathetic and engaging, the killer mysterious and terrifying, the atmosphere moody and spooky. It is a powerhouse of a movie that will leave you wondering when the Boogeyman could come and visit you.

October 31st: Trick ‘r Treat

Now this movie is ALL about Halloween. Halloween is baked into this movie’s core. Technically an anthology movie, this movie weaves several stories together throughout Halloween night. A group of girls prepare for a Halloween party, someone plans a murder, a group of kids go exploring a haunted graveyard, someone decides not to celebrate Halloween at all…

The reason I described this movie as “technically” an anthology is because it is so expertly woven together that you forget it’s separate stories. Characters ebb and flow, popping in and out of stories. It’s almost like a dance.

There’s something for everyone in this one–werewolves, ghosts, other monsters, and plain old bad people. This is the perfect movie for Halloween night.